For Science, You Monster.

subject1498:

Don’t look so happy. I had to enlarge the doors in the facility. It was such a hassle waiting for you to get through the doors when you were here, so I thought I’d make them all bigger for future test subjects on the off chance they were as…circular as you.

.. /Crosses her arm and taps her foot impatiently, gesturing to the door as she quirked a brow. She didn’t recall having any problems getting through doors before and she was already certain this was another lie. With another shrug, she glanced about the chamber. Eyes trained on the exit and she furrowed her brows, frowning slightly. It looked too easy./

This is just a simple test. I thought I’d ease you back into things. Just get the Cube and put the Cube on the Button. I know how difficult it is for you to listen to reason so I’m testing how much you’ve already forgotten.

(Source: dangerousbydesign, via broody-elf)

subject1498:

Well so long as you’re here, you might as well begin testing. The first test will be trying to fit through the Test Chamber doors….I’ll leave so grease in-case you need some help.

… /Quickly loses the smug grin, scowling to herself. Waving off her statement, she struts through the chamber doors. No grease needed./
 

Don’t look so happy. I had to enlarge the doors in the facility. It was such a hassle waiting for you to get through the doors when you were here, so I thought I’d make them all bigger for future test subjects on the off chance they were as…circular as you.

(Source: dangerousbydesign, via broody-elf)

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

dangerousbydesign:

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

A-ah! Hey, hey! Easy! *Isn’t one to like being picked up by people, squirming a bit when he’s brought up to Her level.* I… huh? *Looks back at her, blinking a couple of times.* W-woah! You mean it?! *Looks excited at that prospect.* ALRIGHT! Nice! Lets get on it, doll! Can’t wait t’start! Where’s that there Portal gun? 

[Puts him down, with amusement in her voice] Oh, it’s over there; here I’ll raise the platform a little. I’m sure a brave Adventure Core will have no problem doing these tests.

*Lower shutter is lifted in a core smile, scuttling over towards the little platform and picking the device up.* Let’s see here… *Fits it on to his little wire arm, the object somewhat heavy but not too hard to carry.* 

Now let’s begin. Head through The Aperture Science Emancipation Grill and we’ll begin testing. Look at you, actually being useful to Science for once. This must be a great day for you.

The first test is based off of several tests already conducted. It involves deadly lasers and Aerial Faith Plates, and how test subjects react to being launched from an Aerial Faith Plate into a row of deadly lasers.

subject1498:

dangerousbydesign:

I thought I got rid of you. I told you before I really don’t think there is anything more for us to learn by me killing you.

/Chell crossed her arms, clicking her tongue with a smug grin. It wasn’t as though GLaDOS could kill her. She was pretty confident of that by now. So she gave a nonchalant shrug and waved in a friendly manner, mostly in an attempt to bother her further./

Well so long as you’re here, you might as well begin testing. The first test will be trying to fit through the Test Chamber doors….I’ll leave some grease in-case you need some help.

(via broody-elf)

I thought I got rid of you. I told you before I really don’t think there is anything more for us to learn by me killing you.

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

dangerousbydesign:

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

dangerousbydesign:

Oh look who’s back. Here I’ve been hoping you’d been hit an asteroid. Did the Moron follow you back here? I’d really like to have a nice talk with him.

Hey, sweet chassis. Long time no see. *Folds his arms, flirting with her in response to her rather biting insult to make fun.* Yeah, I’ve seen ‘im around. I’ll warn let him know you’re on the look out. 

[Extends down towards him, picking him up, her optic squinting] Are you trying to flirt with me, you imbecile?  Perhaps the Adventure Sphere would like to go for a real adventure. I have some new tests I’d like to run, and without that insane mute I have no-one free to test them.

A-ah! Hey, hey! Easy! *Isn’t one to like being picked up by people, squirming a bit when he’s brought up to Her level.* I… huh? *Looks back at her, blinking a couple of times.* W-woah! You mean it?! *Looks excited at that prospect.* ALRIGHT! Nice! Lets get on it, doll! Can’t wait t’start! Where’s that there Portal gun? 

[Puts him down, with amusement in her voice] Oh, it’s over there; here I’ll raise the platform a little. I’m sure a brave Adventure Core will have no problem doing these tests.

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

dangerousbydesign:

Oh look who’s back. Here I’ve been hoping you’d been hit an asteroid. Did the Moron follow you back here? I’d really like to have a nice talk with him.

Hey, sweet chassis. Long time no see. *Folds his arms, flirting with her in response to her rather biting insult to make fun.* Yeah, I’ve seen ‘im around. I’ll warn let him know you’re on the look out. 

[Extends down towards him, picking him up, her optic squinting] Are you trying to flirt with me, you imbecile?  Perhaps the Adventure Sphere would like to go for a real adventure. I have some new tests I’d like to run, and without that insane mute I have no-one free to test them.

Oh look who’s back. Here I’ve been hoping you’d been hit an asteroid. Did the Moron follow you back here? I’d really like to have a nice talk with him.